the internet's most unbothered dog

CHOOJAK.

ONE EYE ON THE MOON.
THE OTHER HAS SEEN EVERYTHING.

ENTER THE PACK ↗

[ $CHOOJAK ] // NO THOUGHTS. JUST VIBES.

CHOOJAK, the black and white dog-Wojak with one completely white eye

CERTIFIED
GOOD BOY ★

EST. IN THE TRENCHES / SOLANA

01 / ORIGIN STORY

MEET THE
FACE OF
ABSOLUTE
CALM.

Some dogs chase sticks. Others chase cars. CHOOJAK watches the chaos unfold with the expression of someone who's already lived through seventeen market cycles.

Born from the legendary Wojak stare and the unmistakable face of a one-of-a-kind pup, CHOOJAK is the mascot of staying weird, staying loyal, and never losing your cool.

HE DOESN'T NEED TO EXPLAIN.
HE JUST LOOKS AT YOU.

VERY
CHOO
WOW

02 / CHARACTER FILE

BUILT DIFFERENT.
LOOKS DIFFERENT.

◉

THE WHITE EYE

It has seen the top. It has seen the bottom. It refuses to elaborate.

🐾

THE PACK

No lone wolves here. Just a community of extremely committed good dogs.

↗

THE STARE

Markets move. Memes evolve. The CHOOJAK stare remains undefeated.

03 / THE PROPHECY

NOT A
PHASE.
A FACE.

Every internet era gets the character it deserves. A new expression. A new inside joke. A new dog who looks like he's already read the ending.

CHOOJAK isn't trying to be the loudest meme in the room. He's the one you keep looking back at.

EXHIBIT A: THE STARE THAT STARTED IT ALL ↗

04 / MASTER PLAN

THE ROAD
TO CHOO.

NO FAKE DEADLINES. NO EMPTY PROMISES. JUST A MEME, A PACK, AND A LOT OF DOG ENERGY.

PHASE 01

THE FIRST STARE

Introduce CHOOJAK. Set the vibe. Bring the original dog to the internet.

PHASE 02

PACK FORMATION

Spread the memes. Find the pack. Make the iconic face impossible to ignore.

PHASE 03

MEME TAKEOVER

Community creativity, art, edits, jokes, and CHOOJAK everywhere.

PHASE 04

ETERNAL CHOO

Keep the culture alive. The face stays. The legend grows with the community.

05 / THE SCREEN

EYES ON
THE CHART.

◉_◉

THE PAIR HASN'T SPOKEN YET.

When a verified trading pair is available, the live DexScreener chart takes over this screen. Until then, the dog keeps watching.

SEARCH DEXSCREENER ↗

THE CHART IS DATA, NOT A PROMISE. MEMES CAN GO TO ZERO.DYOR • NO GUARANTEED RETURNS • STAY SAFE

06 / FINAL DESTINATION

YOU'RE
ONE OF US.

The dog has spoken. (He didn't actually say anything.) Join the CHOOJAK universe and find your fellow unbothered legends.

TELEGRAM ↗X / TWITTER ↗PUMP.FUN ↗

SOLANA • TOKEN ADDRESS

NOT ANNOUNCED